Wedding gift money poems for your homemade cards
Posted by Hope on August 25th, 2007If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!
It is traditional in many cultures to give the gift of money in order to get man and wife off to a good start in wedded bliss. As such its also traditional to include a fun little wedding gift money poem in the card, which will both make the bride and groom laugh and earn you brownie points. I thought I’d try my hand at a couple of short verses to help you in your poem quest. Feel free to use these poems at your leisure.
Why Buy the Cow When the Milk is Free
Today’s the day, you pay the price
to get that milking cow.
But, Farmer John said it best
‘why buy the cow,
when the milk is less!’
The above wedding gift money poem may only be suitable as part of the groom’s gift, unless his new wife is a very humorous and understanding lady. Poems aren’t that hard to write, especially quick little verses. As long as they have a funny theme you’ll find that the audience can be very forgiving on little things like exact rhymes or an odd number of syllables.
Fish in the Sea
Fishing is a delightful
trade, best done with proper bait.
worms do not make a fool,
instead for sex, you must make him wait!
It has been said
that plenty of fish
live in the sea, yet,
this one best fulfilled your wish!
Reel ‘em in, reel ‘em in
Lest they forget
That they are men!
I like the fun nature of the above little ditty. Of course you can mix and match its verses to make something original and fun for your wedding gift money poem. It’s more suitable for the bride, and you may find it just the right poem for her bridal shower gift. Have a great time at the wedding!
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